1. Goodbye Jack LaLanne. I had no idea he invented the "jumping jack".

2. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. What I don't think is that this is not to the level of Hillary Clinton's move to New York, or Alan Keyes running over to Illinois, for their runs for Senate. ETA: The ruling has been stayed, so he's currently still on the ballot.

3. Pets have many beneficial attributes, but they also carry some risk. Also, while this should go without saying, I have to say it anyways because some people are stupid ... never ever let your pet lick an open wound.

4. Reason #45 not to own an iPhone or iPad. Sure the range is supposedly only 4 inches, but I'm sure someone, somewhere will find a way to collect those signals and use them for fradulent purposes. Why are people so thrilled with the ability to actually broadcast their most important information to the world?

5. Uh, gross. Half the listed ingredients look like they came out of a bacterial broth medium.

Water, isolated oat product, salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder, oats (wheat), soy lecithin, sugar, spices, maltodextrin (a polysaccharide that is absorbed as glucose), soybean oil (anti-dusting agent), garlic powder, autolyzed yeast extract, citric acid, caramel color, cocoa powder, silicon dioxide (anti-caking agent), natural flavors, yeast, modified corn starch, natural smoke flavor, salt, sodium phosphate, less than 2% of beef broth, potassium phosphate, and potassium lactate.

BTW, what the heck is "natural smoke flavor"?

6. Yah, I won't be eating at Taco Bell any time soon.

7. I actually feel sorry for Jay Cutler. I know he can come across as a total tool, and maybe he is one, but he was absolutely savaged both on the field, and on Twitter this past Sunday. Welcome to our new society.