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Musik Warz?
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

SfN The meH...REDUX - OMG FTW!
Thursday, November 18, 2010

SfN Banter: The Review
Tuesday, November 16, 2010

SfN Day 3 (yeah, late again)
Tuesday, November 16, 2010

They Love me in San Diego!
Monday, November 15, 2010

SfN Day 2 (also late)
Sunday, November 14, 2010

SfN Day 1 (late)
Sunday, November 14, 2010

Office Space
Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Boot Force
Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Time for BANTER!
Monday, November 1, 2010
October (9)

My House
Sunday, October 31, 2010

SfN the Meh...WTF!?
Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Lola, or A Tale of Delightful Surprise
Tuesday, October 19, 2010

This one's for Odyssey
Wednesday, October 13, 2010

A Meandering Scholar meanders once more
Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Donors Choose do they?
Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Hey, Ho, the Witch is Dead...
Monday, October 11, 2010

Thursday, October 7, 2010

I wonder...what if...
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
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Dear Barista...
Thursday, September 30, 2010

I hate sports
Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Grantsmanship - skill or gift?
Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Classic Sting?
Wednesday, September 15, 2010

What I know now? You're not that special.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
August (8)

Wait. You are not the boss.
Thursday, August 26, 2010

Did you find what you were looking for?
Monday, August 23, 2010

Smoke Break?
Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Crash, Bang,, click, boom
Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Injury Re-re-post
Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Don't tag me Bro!
Friday, August 6, 2010

Remember that time you called a Laureate a twat?
Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Here I am!
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
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I am scientist by training, inclination and temperament. However, this is a blog, not a lab. The title reflects my passion for hyperbole, so don't take me too seriously. I don't. I was a technician in a physiology lab, got my PhD in molecular genetics and neuroscience, was a postdoctoral fellow in biophysics and now am a Project Manager in a Clinical Science/Biomedical Informatics institute. I am a scientific jack-of-all-trades, and very happy because of it. I write about science that catches my eye, making the transition away from the lab bench, and the slightly odd and moist boundary where science culture meets the public. I am an Englishman by birth, an American by temperament and if I were you I wouldn't lend me money.

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Monday, August 23, 2010

I was browsing wedding bands on Amazon, as you do, to find out how much i might be able to sell my old one for. I am a cold hearted and SRSLY broke young scientist!

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Look to the bottom right...

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You got some hot & sexy Turkish music, a guide to frenzied sex and some...cables...I can think of three reasons you might want cables too. Either this is just coincidental comedy gold because some was browsing as randomly as me, or a couple of virgins are in for a surprise on their wedding night...

"But it said in the book you have to put your leg here, while I...."

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Genomic Repairman
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So apparently you are supposed to spontaneously do it with your loving by tying her up with only the finest HDMI cables while Turkish music is playing in the background? Shit, I'll try it.

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West Coast Pharma
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Jamming to Turkish hits while oiling the gears to erotic stories during asphyxiation one last time before you get married?

Genomic Repairman
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Hey man, if its good enough for David Carradine its good enough for me. Besides if something goes wrong, my business model was to die young anyways.

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This is hilarious. Oh and @Gen Repair, its not always the lady that gets tied up you know.. just keep that in mind.. hehe..

Genomic Repairman
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@Evie I was saving the HDMI cable for the whipped-cream covered midget who would be riding the donkey while dragging a inflatable pool of cocoa butter lotion behind it. I got plans baby, I got plans. But I don't think I'm gonna be able to get the deposit back.

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You forgot the trapeze. Gotta have a trapeze. And a trampoline. Plus a garden gnome and a watermelon.

Genomic Repairman
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Odyssey, you forgot some Rolfe Harris playing in the background too!

Dr Becca, Ph.D.
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6 feet of cable is not NEARLY enough (IME).

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Damn y'alls are some sick motherfuckers... I was thinking that that cable was simply for hooking up the live internet pr0n webcam for

And if that doesn't exist I invoke Rule 34...

Genomic Repairman
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Come on man, you gotta spice it up.

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The price for the Turkish Music looks abhout right though

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I know that my wedding rings (I have 2 because I lost 1 but found it again, and I lost another one in a pair of gloves), and his wedding ring. I thought I was the only person that fantasized about selling them. Part of me wants to run his over with a car and wear it as a pendant, but well, I don't drive.

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I just spit coffee out my nose.

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@GR: I got spice son, don't you worry bout that. I am one skin-tone* away from being The Man Your Man Could Smell Like.

@Antipodean: LOLgasm! I didn't see that!

@Geeka: I actually would like to keep the ring and just get it re-sized for a different finger. Not sure GF would approve, but it was a good time in my life for the most part. Very different from yours I guess :(

@GertyZ: With or without the aid of a lightly oiled dwarf, a bucket of fresh tuna steaks and a well-lubed mini-maglight?

* ok..maybe more than one skin tone. And 30lbs of muscle. And the bank roll. And an oyster and tickets to that thing you like and diamonds and a horse...but still, pretty close.

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I have nothing to add. Just wish I had seen this earlier today...seriously needed the comedic relief!! :)
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