Posted by: Genomic Repairman
Posted on: Wed, Sep 08, 2010, 2:34 pm CDT
So while most of you were off today, I was at work doing a litany of tasks today:
-working on figures for a grant supplement that my boss told me about that morning
-making some large scale pain in the ass nuclear extracts
-routine cell culture bullshit
-isolating RNA
So today on my way home from work, I stopped to get my car washed at the local in and out joint. And since I just got paid I decided to treat my unfuel efficient vehicle to a tank of premium gas. Now before you get all fucking preachy, my car is an equal opportunity gas guzzler. She doesn't give a shit if you are on the highway or in the city, she gets 17.4 mpg. Will I buy a fuel efficient car? Yes, when this one dies and since its paid off and running in good shape, its going to be a while. But I digress, so while filling up my car a bum came up to asked to wash my windows for money. I told him no thanks, I just got my car washed and more importantly I had no cash. While the car was filling up, I went inside to take a piss and buy a cherry icee, I love icees. When I come out, the guy is washing my windows. I told him to stop and get away from my car and he holds his hand out for money. Here is the situation folks, I have no tolerance for fucking crazy people. I told him I didn't want him to do it and I wasn't going to pay him. He started shouting and spat on my windshield and turned to walk away. I'm going to admit it that I might have snapped. I wound up like Randy Johnson and uncoiled a 32oz icee fastball that slammed straight into this dude's back. The styrofoam ended up busting and the shit went all over him as he ended up going down on one knee. He looked scared when he turned around to face me and I began to shout at him.
"Touch my car again asshole and I'll rip out your eyes and skull-fuck you death motherfucker. You got it?"
He nodded and scurried off. I'm not mad about the windshield, however I'm kind of sad that I wasted a perfectly good icee. So if you like to donate to the Genomic Repairman's legal defense fund, please make checks payable...