Dude that's a fucking genius idea! "Mom, what do you think about using technique X vs. technique Y for creating BACs"

"Well, I think you should just stop asking silly questions and look it up in a dictionary! And I hope you remembered to wear clean underpants before walking over the internets. Deary me. Does your mother know you're playing with bacteria you dirty boy!"

Love it! I'll come up with a question.

That sounds awesome.  It just better actually be your mom answering the questions.  I don't want you going all transvestite on us.