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I haven't gotten very far with the stack of proposals I need to review for my upcoming review panel meeting, but guys, you're not doing so well.
Let's have a look at what we have so far, shall we?
1) A proposal that does not address the Broader Impacts (BI) criteria. At all. Look, I know these can be a pain, but ignoring them? Not going to work. Read the NSF's Grant Proposal Guidelines (GPG). Or at least skim the review criteria bit. You can't be funded if you don't do a decent job on the BI's. Doesn't matter how good your science is.
And your science isn't that great.
2) A proposal with a central hypothesis along the lines of "I hypothesize grass is green."* And then you outline a series of experiments, some in excruciating detail and others with no detail at all, that don't even test the patently ridiculous hypothesis...
3) A proposal with Headings in Blue Text, Subheadings in Red Text, and important points highlighted using italicized red text. Did you really think this was a good idea? I haven't read your proposal yet, but I can tell you, try as I might, I'm starting with a slightly negative outlook. Way to go!
4) Two proposals from new investigators who have failed to check the "new investigator" box.** Stupid, stupid, stupid.
You guys are lucky in that I will point out at the panel that you really are new investigators. If you're truly lucky the PO will pay attention.
* We're talking about disease- and pest-free grass that has had adequate water and fertilizer.
** Yes, they really are new investigators - I did my homework.
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