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Fri April 26, 2024
	Ukraine plans to strike deep inside Russia to bring the fight to the Russians source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	How much for your 9-year-old girl? source: wral.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Good news for the EU as 20% of Brits will refuse to travel to Europe when it implements its new entry/exit system. Starting a rumour of an obligatory genital scan should drive that percentage up. Hey, if they fell for the bendy bananas rules source: euronews.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	"...and if passengers on the left-hand side of the aircraft would like to look out of their windows they'll be able to see HOLY CRAP IT'S A FARKING MOTHERSHIP" (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	29
	Faux News is outraged, outraged I say, that the Pope discussed climate change while non-Catholic churches sit empty source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	63-year-old concerned Social Security won't be enough to cover retirement:"I'll probably need to work until I die". Welcome to the party, boomer source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	118
	Photoshop this giant concert hall source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	It's Friday. You're a presidential candidate, and all you want to do is golf. But noooo, you're stuck in court, freezing your Depends off, and things are about to get Stormy. So sad, bigly sad source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	203
	It's national hairball awareness day or as your cat calls it "ack ack ack ... I think I'm going to throw up .... ack ... ack... ack" day source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	How to turn a routine traffic ticket into a 12-year prison sentence with this one weird trick source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	72
	Day 793 of WW3. NATO Chief says Ukraine can still win. Ukraine "endeavors to persevere". US hopes sending ATACMS will convince Germany to give Taurus missiles. Ukraine stops consular service for draft dodgers. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	97
	You are now free to look for another job source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Iran is one week away from building a nuclear weapon. Iran has always been one week away from building a nuclear weapons. Next week, Iran will be one week away from building a nuclear weapon. In two weeks source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	65
	US military begins building floating pier off Gaza's coast to funnel aid into besieged area, gets welcoming mortar attack to keep things real source: stripes.com \| share: Copy Link	83
(Some Guy)	Hero cop proves he can touch all the fentanyl he wants source: pressenterprise.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Area man buys The Onion source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	1680s Massachusetts comes to 21st century Kentucky source: lex18.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	But we just had a Royal funeral source: tmz.com \| share: Copy Link	90
	Luckily the victim of a road rage shooting was also armed and able to return fire source: ktvu.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	And now for something completely different. A man with three cocks... wait, I'm getting an update. The cocks have been removed source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	18
	Finally, you can get your very own 'Spliffy' tag source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	9

Thu April 25, 2024
(Some Guy)	If you are going to frame your principal for using racist and antisemitic AI-generated impersonations behind closed doors, make sure you absolutely positively do not bring a gun to the airport with you while trying to flee source: thebaltimorebanner.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Felix Fischoeder's plan to build condos, recording studio, and nightclub begins initial phase source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Several ships managed to exit Baltimore harbor today without colliding with and destroying any bridges source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	On this day in history, in 1945, US and Russian armies met at Torgau, which signaled the imminent defeat of Nazi Germany and taught both sides how he took care of the place while Manos was away source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	First USC uninvited their valedictorian, then they uninvited all their honorees. Now USC has uninvited all of their graduates from graduation source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	111
	A lot of Nigerian prisoners are now huge Toto fans source: dw.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Your dog wants a makeover source: wfsb.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	If you happen to lose all your money in a scam, it is not advised to make up for the lost funds by robbing a bank. Especially while drawing social security source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	16
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this '70s fashionista source: hips.hearstapps.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	"You're not here to collect my DNA, right?" asked man whose DNA was being collected source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	A stranger, from the outside, OOOOOOOOH source: ctpost.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Four year old becomes police officer for a day. Later he resisted a rest source: 14news.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	A voting initiative Farkers can all get behind: Free beer and taxi rides source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Big Ben stopping and blood-covered horses running through the streets of London? It's got to be the apocalypse source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	42
(Some Aerial Guy)	Photoshop this beaming balloonist source: fai.org \| share: Copy Link	16
	♪ Drivin' on the dock of the bay, watchin' the cops and their pepper spray ♪ source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	On this day in history, in 1945, President Truman was briefed on the Manhattan Project, a historic event only matched by the time President James Monroe was pantsed in the Oval Office or when Nixon had his thong pulled up over his head at Da Nang source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	And we're out of coffee panicked screaming source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	58
	Today is National Lingerie Day, a day to celebrate the magic of how a simple article of clothing can become more expensive the less actual cloth it contains source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	119
	🎵 There was a young woman who swallowed a fly, which came in the coffee she wanted to buy. She nearly died 🎵 source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	33
	World's biggest dick attacks alleged owner of UK's biggest dick (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	30
	Long Island woman, 21, gets arrested for hitting and killing another driver while drunk, waits for police to respond and then jumps into cop car and attempts to flee. Clearly not a well thought out plan source: nbcnewyork.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Slight error in parenting decision by pilot, all 75 on board die, but, man, was that fun (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	70
	Once a cop decides they're going to arrest you for DUI, you will be arrested, even if you blow 0.00 on the breathalyzer source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share: Copy Link	129
	The flashers weren't sure they would reach the top of Big Daddy Dune, but decided they really should stick it out source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Caption these elite athletes source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	'In the US they think we're communists' The 70,000 workers showing the world another way to earn a living. To be fair, US believes everyone else are communists when it comes to treating people like humans not machinery source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	106
	Get to farking, people. No, seriously. Also, commas matter source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	205
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave answers the question, "socalnewwaver, would you say you have a plethora of penguins?" Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #599. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	135

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