So I read a recent article where Stephen Hawking made a comment on aliens saying that we should try to avoid making contact with them as they may not be friendly towards them. I completely agree. Based upon our basest actions and xenophobia who is to say that aliens won't greet us with a laser bolt to the head. I mean seriously trying to contact aliens that must be a chapter in the book Stuff White People Like. Have you seen Independence Day, that movie made me afraid of aliens and transformed Will Smith from the Fresh Prince to an action star. The transformation of Jeff Goldblum from nerdy pussy to tough guy? Not so much. But seriously if aliens did come here, its not like they would even get a unified message from us. I mean wouldn't we Americans, be like "Hey listen to us the Russians don't know what they are talking about!" This whole thing would denigrate down into something like fraternity rush. "Don't talk to the Americans, they aren't shit!" We can't even really get along with each other, who wants to post a craigslist ad to live with something that can travel from light years away and whip our ass. Forget leaving dirty dishes in the sink!

Stephen Hawking's Universe series had a whole show about aliens where he talked about why we shouldn't contact them. I have to agree. Aliens aren't going to travel light years to just shake our hand and leave. Put ourselves in that position, how many times have we gone somewhere to return with nothing in hand. We'd totally get annihilated.

For real if they have seen any skateboard accident videos on YouTube then they know to just aim for the junk, that's our point of weakness!