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Rethinking Education
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Dear PI's who wrote the NSF proposals I am now reviewing...
Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Funding Illusions
Tuesday, September 28, 2010

FIve years ago today
Wednesday, September 22, 2010

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Things that make Odyssey grumpy
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What I wish I knew before starting my faculty position
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Flying 101
Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Don't panic!
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One to Rule Them All
Friday, August 20, 2010

The NSF review panel process
Thursday, August 19, 2010

Peer review, schmeer review
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Hypotheses: The most disposable of lab supplies
Thursday, August 12, 2010

How much do you need to want it?
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

There are many, many topics I could choose from regarding things I wish I knew, or knew more about, before joining the faculty here at Big State U. Managing lab personnel and lab finances. Grant writing. Writing manuscripts. Teaching. Committee work. How bad the departmental coffee is. When not to speak up at a faculty meeting. Managing my department chair. And so on. But that's not what today's post is about.

Today I'm wishing I knew before I started my faculty position that

The Freakin' Data Fairy Has


Summer? No teaching. Almost no committee work. Very, very few commitments outside of the lab.

No Data Fairy.

Now it's Fall and I'm being tag-teamed by the Grant Review and Preparing New Lectures Goblins and the Committee Meeting Boogie Monster. I have a month in which to review thirteen (13!) proposals and put together twelve new lectures.* I'm being constantly pummeled.

Now the Data Fairy decides to dump on me.

I mean really dump on me.

And not just data, but awesome, earth-shattering** data. From multiple fronts.

I'm drowning in the good stuff.

And I don't have the time to process it.

Damn Data Fairy.

* Okay, okay, I know. I should have started earlier on those. Bite me.
** Maybe "earth-shattering" is overstating it a little. Still, it's pretty damn cool data.

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:) just LOL. Sorry...

have you tried blood sacrifice?

Brian Krueger, PhD
Columbia University Medical Center
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Kill off a couple of graduate students. That should lighten the data and committee meeting load, right?

Dr. O
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I thought I was in bad shape finally getting data a couple of months before maternity leave...I'll now stop my bitching.

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Actually I want the data. Maybe I'll kill off other people's grad students. That'll lighten the committee load, but not stop the flow of data to me...

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Damn that stupid Data Fairy. She was supposed to drop by my lab over the summer, too, but didn't. I'm going to wring her scrawny little neck when she eventually saunters in.

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Even though her timing is bad (or's a free world, so to speak!!) at least she brings great data....that's a good thing...:-)

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You're complaining about too much good data!?! Oy!
Don't worry - the data will still be there after your hellish month, and you have something good to look forward to.

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I know, I know. I shouldn't complain about having good data, even if I can't look at it. The frustration though is killing me...

When she left the Data Fairy was muttering something about you and GlamorMag-level data...

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Blood sacrifices occur daily at 2pm weekdays, 3pm on weekends. No exceptions made for holidays.

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Odyssey said:
When she left the Data Fairy was muttering something about you and GlamorMag-level data...

I suspect it was something along the lines of: "she's wanting GlamourMag data but she's getting NOTHING." And that's what I got.
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